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Sissy Pies™

Available by PRE-ORDER only
24-48 hours in advance.. She’s busy.
Provincetown, MA 02657
(774) 538-9089

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Copyright © 2020 STEFAN LLC

We can think of 74 million more people who need a pie in their face after this election.

#justdesserts

We’re in @bostonspiritmagazine!

And Mary Trump is on the cover!

Really, this is as delicious as one of our creamy, queer pies.

Thanks @natewasthere for the great interview! And for putting us in your mouth😘

Hello, stranger. Mind if I stuff you immediately into my facehole like all the other strangers I’ve met?

Mini pies for mouth pleasing.

Thanks @milldalefarmcenterforwellness for your support! We hope you are ssssssatisified.

#eatmysissypie

Pie is the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter, or the circumference is pie multiplied by its diameter.

The pie mold is 9” in diameter, ergo:
9 x 3.14 = 28.26

The area of a circle is pie times the radius squared:
3.14 x 4.5^2 =

We think the messaging here is pretty clear.

Berries Gone Wild! Fresh flavor of #sissypie available now @ptownbrewingco

Let our berries roll playfully across your tongue.

Twig and berries.

Juicy.

Ok, you get it.

#eatmysissypie #ptown #gaybaker

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Stop by @ptownbrewingco for a sassy beer and a Sissy Pie! Served by the slice, these goodies are plant-based. Even our chocolate peanut butter pie has no dairy or eggs.

We donate 10% of our profits to LGBTQ+ organizations. Activism at its most delic

Conversation Starter!

Internalized oppression is a real thing.

Understanding what “Ptown Jack” may have witnessed in NYC in his fay day, let’s not fail to realize the power of reappropriating once derogatory terms for The Gay Agen

Like a wet dream... strawberries and cream 🍰

Choke on a slice @ptownbrewingco or order yours for that org..party you’re not supposed to be having. Link in bio.

10% of our profits feed hungry sissies around the world.

#eatmysissypie #plantba

We love putting our cream pie in a box. 😈

Get your #sissypie to go! Order on our .COM or you can DM via IG. IDGAF.

10% of your eating pleasure benefits LGBTQ+ non-profits.

#eatmysissypie #plantbased #pie #provincetown #ptown #capecod #lgbtq