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@eatmysissypie

We can think of 74 million more people who need a pie in their face after this election. #justdesserts
We’re in @bostonspiritmagazine! And Mary Trump is on the cover! Really, this is as delicious as one of our creamy, queer pies. Thanks @natewasthere for the great interview! And for putting us in your mouth😘
Hello, stranger. Mind if I stuff you immediately into my facehole like all the other strangers I’ve met? Mini pies for mouth pleasing. Thanks @milldalefarmcenterforwellness for your support! We hope you are ssssssatisified. #eatmysissypie
Pie is the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter, or the circumference is pie multiplied by its diameter. The pie mold is 9” in diameter, ergo: 9 x 3.14 = 28.26 The area of a circle is pie times the radius squared: 3.14 x 4.5^2 =
We think the messaging here is pretty clear. Berries Gone Wild! Fresh flavor of #sissypie available now @ptownbrewingco Let our berries roll playfully across your tongue. Twig and berries. Juicy. Ok, you get it. #eatmysissypie #ptown #gaybaker
Stop by @ptownbrewingco for a sassy beer and a Sissy Pie! Served by the slice, these goodies are plant-based. Even our chocolate peanut butter pie has no dairy or eggs. We donate 10% of our profits to LGBTQ+ organizations. Activism at its most delic
Conversation Starter! Internalized oppression is a real thing. Understanding what “Ptown Jack” may have witnessed in NYC in his fay day, let’s not fail to realize the power of reappropriating once derogatory terms for The Gay Agen
Like a wet dream... strawberries and cream 🍰 Choke on a slice @ptownbrewingco or order yours for that org..party you’re not supposed to be having. Link in bio. 10% of our profits feed hungry sissies around the world. #eatmysissypie #plantba
We love putting our cream pie in a box. 😈 Get your #sissypie to go! Order on our .COM or you can DM via IG. IDGAF. 10% of your eating pleasure benefits LGBTQ+ non-profits. #eatmysissypie #plantbased #pie #provincetown #ptown #capecod #lgbtq
Thanks @provincetownmagazine for the delicious write-up! Get your copy all around town and read the local goings-on while you deep throat a slice of our creamy Sissy Pie at @ptownbrewingco. #eatmysissypie #exposed #pie #plantbased #capecod #ptown #
“Red and wild... That’s your theme.” Thanks, Noxema! Come on down to @ptownbrewingco and put our strawberries & cream pie in your wong foo. 10% of our profits support fabulous LGBTQ+ people from here to Snydersville. So goo